Auto-Tune the News #9: Nobel. health care. United Nations.
Oct0
presidents and prime ministers sing in harmony. Love and happiness abounds. Get the mp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune…
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Lyrics:
HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun
Seamos un tilín mejores
Y un poco menos egoístas
Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun
Huele esperanza
FR: In this common endeavor
Huele esperanza
GB: All of us work together
HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun
BO: We must embrace a new era of engagement
Because the time has come
UN Choir: To smell the hope!
GB: For growth to be sustained
It has to be shared
UN Choir: ohhh, We can smell the hope!
BO: The time has come
UN Choir: To smell a better world!!
FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere.
AG: Don’t get sick
That’s right, don’t get sick
If you have insurance, don’t get sick
If you don’t have insurance, don’t get sick
If you’re sick, don’t get sick
Just don’t get sick
That’s the Republicans’ health care plan
CC: He has a chart
AG: An angry chart
CC: A chart that helps us learn!
AG: ooh ooh ah ah
If you get sick in America, die quickly
That’s right–the Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick
AG: I agree!
CC: He agrees!
AG: Angrily!
CC: Cuz he’s angry!
KO: Afford to live?
Are we at that point?
Are we so heartless?
How can we not be united against death?
Us: My BFF Gilgamesh knows eternal life’s an impossible quest
The resources exist for your father and mine to get the same treatment
Us: Yeah, we’re in agreement
But first we gotta lay down some
All: High speed rail
Us: Bail out some
All: Banks
Us: Save your daddy with the leftover change
KO: How can we be so heartless?
Us: We’re nihilists!
KO: How can we be so heeeeaaartless?
Us: We’re tryna die quick!
KO: What more obvious role could government have
Than the defense of the life of each citizen?
KC: How is the Nobel Peace Prize decided?
BS: Well, uh, that is what people were asking all day today
Bølverk: We mix a secret potion,
And roll the ancient dice,
Then hire a focus group
And have a human sacrifice.
KC: A lot of people are asking today why do you think the committee elected President Obama?
Bølverk: I believe a prize for peace should go to the biggest wuss.
BS: They were giving Obama a prize for not being George Bush.
Choir: They can smell the hope!!
KC: Take a deep breath!
Choir: And hope a smelly world!
KC: A deep breath!
FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere
Secretary Chung and President Obama Auto-Tune Health Care
Oct0
Barack Obama and Alexa Chung (the newly appointed Secretary of Real Talk) explain health care reform the only way people will understand–through song and dance. Stay caught up with Alexa online for more real talk:
http://twitter.com/ItsOnALexa
http://www.facebook.com/itsonalexa?re…
watch the g. bros on It’s On with Alexa Chung:
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/alexa_chu…
Lyrics:
Shawtayee, as you can clearly see
I spent my cash tryna fix my knee
Sold my car and both my kidneys
How am I supposed to live if my fridge is out of cheese?
No on in America should go broke because they get sick
Real talk, gotta save cash money
Let’s take that money
And we’ll all be sittin pretty
Let’s put it in the kitty
Yeah, we’re gonna make it right
Kill your granny and save your life
Next question
Ooh! Thanks for callin in me
I never thought I’d be on national TV
But why you gotta change the way things work
When Jesus Christ said we’re the best country in the universe?
We’re paying $6,000 more than any other advanced country
And we’re not healthier
Says here you’re all fatties
We’re not healthier
Cut down on the beef patties
Refrain
If you were floating through space
And you could only say one thing
Tell me what would you say?
Shawtay, what would you say?
There is a moment in the life of every generation
When that spirit of hopefulness has to come through
Let’s work together, it’s time to rock
Neighborhood by neighborhood, block by block
County by county, state by state
We decide in our guts when we are determined
Refrain
God bless America!
Auto-Tune the News: Obama Flashback
May0
On the occasion of Obama’s 102nd day in office, let us take a brief, auto-tuned look back.
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Lyrics:
BO: We are ready to lead once moooooooore
EG: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
KC: Barack Obama is now officially
The 44th President of the United States
EG: Oooooh
KC: But tomorrow President Obama begins to
Unpack that enormous crate of burdens
And expectations
EG: And expectations
KC: And expectations
EG: Got to save the nation
KC: Expectations
EG: Shawty
KC: Expectations
EG: Shawty
KC: Expectations
BO: I have come here tonight
To speak frankly and directly
To the men and women who sent us
To the men and women who sent us
Repeat with ad libs and cowbell
I will do whatever it takes, whatever it takes
To help the small business and the family
That’s what this is about
To help the small business and the family, family
Faaaaaaaamily
MG/SG: Mama, Daddy, Granny, and your Great-Grandpappy
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-family
MG/SG: He love his wife and kids–that’s his modus operandi
BO’Reilly: He did seem to bow
A lot of Americans very angry about this
(ooh ooh ah ah)
BG: It sent a message that Islam
Is superior to any other master or king
Or president in the world
An American president bound to a Muslim
DM: Yeah, he bowed to the Saudi
Left the seat up on the potty
Must be a president of shoddy qualitayee
LK: Here’s the picture that bugged the hell out of me
I mean it really pissed me off all weekend
President Obama giving a warm handshake
To, uh, Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez
Ima put that up on the full screen and take a look at it
ALE/MG: OK
LK: Boys in the hood
MG: Yeah, up to no good
ALE: At least we’re still capitalists
ALE/MG: Knock on wood
GB: Obama’s aunt: she has a limp
SC: Mooooooo
GB: LIke little Tiny Tim: “I’d like more please, please” [sic]
SC: Mooooo Moo Moo Moooo Mooooooo
GB: “God bless us, every one”
SC: Mooooo Moooooooooooooo
MOOOOOooooooooooo